Oh me?

I simply am nothing spectacular
I am plain and simple you see.
Oh yes,
Do you see me?
Little ole me?

Oh please dont look
No attention needed here.
Hey wait- why are you looking over there?
I have nothing flattering to wear.
I am so fat and plump.
Oh you like this?
This old thing?
Me? Pretty? Not possible.

I'm not smart enough
Thin enough
Pretty enough
Creative enough

I simply am nothing spectacular.
I'm just simply simple.
Why yes,
I did create that but please dont praise it
Its just the magnificance of my ordinary day.
I am not smart, that is for sure...
But I've read all there is to read,
Why yes, I have a degree
But I'm not smart, Im just simple ole me.

I am not a baker
I an not sewer
I am flawed
I am plain.

Please accept my simple no flour, three teir
cake made from scratch with five chocolate glaze.
Oh no, I dont bake.
Please accept this little gift
Just a homemade trinket of material, ribbon, bows
And do you like the jem touches?
Please accept my humble opinion, if you wish, you dont have to
Although I am weak and flawed and can't do what I preach.
I dont preach to anyone, you know.
Please accept my compliment of how great you are:
Because I myself am ordinary and plain and could never measure up.
Oh, you dont have to say that just to be nice...

Im simply me: I am far superior to you,
I mean, inferior to you.
What? You like me?
You really do?